The Nationalist Republic of Occupation Norway is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Forbundspresident Fredrikstad Heß with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 904 million Norwegens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vest-Oslo okkupert distrikt. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Norwegen economy, worth 49.5 trillion Norsk kroner a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,741 Norsk kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Norwegen beach towns "the fine coastline", people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Occupation Norway's national animal is the Salmons, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Occupation Norway is ranked 67,030^th in the world and 123^rd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Beautiful Environments, with 622.04 pounds of wildlife per square mile.